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Howard Dart Humeston writes books under the pseudonym “Howard
Dart” as then he doesn’t have to tell
people how to pronounce his last name, “Humeston”. Hum-is-ton. This
often leads into the story about his distant relative
in England being chased by invading vikings up
the Humber river, (Where the name originated from). Trust us, no one wants to hear that
story again. Mr. Humeston
has Attention Distraction Disorder, an imaginary variant of ADHD. |
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